if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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my hobbies include telling people how annoying i am before they even get the chance to think it
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This explains so much.
theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson
today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination”
and shes like “you mean colour is a pigment of the imagination”but instead of laughing and saying SONYA! everyone just kinda mutters her name under their breath like god damn it sonya not again
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
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